I’m in Europe! Land of cheese, bread, and apparently in England, not deep fried mars bars. I have no idea why I though they were an English thing when in reality they’re a Scottish thing. Also I have been informed that Scots deep fry everything. I was hearing horror stories about when you order a burger, you might get it deep fried as a whole. That sounds atrocious and frankly unlikely, could some Scots somewhere debunk this?
